I BUILT A ROBOT UNICORN
WILL YOU HELP ME SPREAD THE NEWS?
NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS YET,
AND That’s why i need
One BILLIE-ON Followers
MY DAD HELPS ME WITH MEMES,
I help him with having THE MOST fun ANY DAD HAS EVER HAD in the history of parenting
Including but not limited to: Bocci, light concrete repair, board games featuring snakes and/or ladders, the baking of fruit-forward loaves, adopting clouds, discussing the fine art of turtle maintenance, circuit board etching, tulip husbandry, and bingo. Man we love bingo!
one time we were playing bingo and the biggest prize was a year’s supply of ramen noodles. there were several flavours, including but not limited to: sweet and sour boisenberry supreme, crizzle, just ketchup, subtle notes of sesame oil and ginger, soy SMACK ATTACK, five-star spice, and cool ranch.
My dad said he wasn’t sad when we didn’t win. But i could tell.
So i made him some homemade cool ranch ramen to cheer him up! He gave me the biggest hug and told me he loved it so much he was going to save it for later.
Me and my Dad always do cool stuff!
CAN YOU BELIEVE i’m IN a BOOK??
The first book starring me, Billie!
When I move to a new town, I don’t know any of the other kids. But that’s cool. I build a RoboCorn, instead!
He’s, um… amazing?
Sort of. You’ll see!
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Ask your local bookshop to order it from Tundra in Canada, and Penguin Random House in the US.
Or you can order through a variety of retailers via the official publisher sites:
Oh Canada!
U.S. of Ayyyyy (Fonzie reference)
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“The ‘ink, watercolor, sweat, tears, and blood’ that (per the copyright page) went into Braithwaite’s playful, scribbly artwork shine, as do the abundance of visual gags and turns of phrase that’ll make even grown-ups reading aloud chuckle. Friendship made easy — and fun.” —Kirkus Reviews
“There’s so much packed into this dainty story. . . . The images evoke a spirit of doodling and childlike fun. . . . This story packs a punch.” —School Library Journal
JOIN ME!
HELP ME GET TO *ONE BILLIE-ON* FOLLOWERS!
JOIN ME! HELP ME GET TO *ONE BILLIE-ON* FOLLOWERS!
hank and i were discussing the underrated value of new friendships one night (while i was cleaning his infrared aquarium), and we realized that there are SO MANY people neither of us has met yet!
I want to make a billion new friends, and i also want everyone to know about robocorn, my dad, hank, and a super special new pal whose mom is very understanding about carrot preferences.
That’s all in my first book, billie builds a robocorn - so I need to tell at least a billion people about it!
WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT
ONE BILLIE-ON FOLLOWERS, BILLIE?
EMAILS FROM MY DAD!
Frequently AsSEMBLED QUOODLES
My daD SAID IF I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT ONE DAY TURNING THIS WEBSITE INTO THE LAUNCHPAD FOR THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ONLINE LEMONADE STAND THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER KNOW, THEN IT SHOULD HAVE A “F.A.Q.” SECTION.
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We offer a range of quoodles designed to meet your needs! But basically a quoodle is like a project of some kind. Maybe it’s a book you make all by yourself out of old paper and staples. Maybe it’s a Lego castle with a waterslide. Or maybe it’s something nobody has ever thought of yet, and that only you can make, yourself. Tell me about it!
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Six.
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From what I’m hearing from my sources around the rink, we’re going to be seeing a lot more axels, way fewer salchows, and more Biellmann Spins than anyone in the sport ever thought possible.
For me personally, I’m going to try playing my scuba-tuba during my arabesques.
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The most wonderful Rosemary Stimola at Stimola Literary Studio.
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Okay to be fair I do know a seventh duck.
Currently we are not speaking. Once the breadcrumbs are returned to their rightful owner (a duckling named Quood Dude), then i will consider repairing our fellowship.
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I would love to!
Sometimes I have to send James and Jose instead. because usually i have to be in school myself on school days. But don’t worry! I tell them what to wear and say.
ask your teacher or librarian to email me and I’ll help set it up!
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